ernmark:

It’s 2019, and I am officially done with stodgy anti-phone thinkpieces.

From now on, the only criticisms of smart phones that I accept will be:

1) Manufacture that is incredibly taxing on the environment and relies on exploited labor

2) Planned obsolescence

3) Super creepy apps and functions that invade a person’s privacy without their consent

4) Smartphones being used to enable employers, family, and friends to demand a person’s engagement and availability at every hour of the day or night

manzisme:

twewy sucks because everything is a spoiler. “How long is the game?” Spoiler. “What’s the game about?” Spoiler. “Who is Joshua?” Knowing that name is a spoiler. “When does gay jesus show up?” Motherfu—

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post

(Source: hexglyphs)

biomic:

jack black’s first real video is him going to the pinball hall of fame and singing all star by smash mouth while playing a shrek-themed pinball machine so i’d say jablinski games is off to a fucking excellent start

destinytomoon:

gothpeasley:

gothpeasley:

anyone else have the constant urge to say gay rights in response to everything

cookie dough: [turns out well]

me: wow…………gay rights

This post is gay rights

(Source: pikachuofficial)

dankmemeuniversity:

winterswake:

That’s all it is, Miles…
a leap of faith. [insp]

megasov:

viridiansunlight:

affectionatesuggestion:

I will flourish this year and no one can stop me.

reblog to flourish this year

najarin:

Enjoy every moment with all you’ve got

This mural has meant so much to me and has been a dream art project of mine since middle school, and I finally was able to do it with the Final Remix release 

mori-sempai:

chokosnails:

izzy-almighty:

izzy-almighty:

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

my favorite renaissance painting

trashcanofobsessions:

monsterhiqh:

sniper-fox:

beachgothgay:

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that

that’s so messed up that people would do that

in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that

and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that

foolproof plan

onmy-own13:

honestly one of the best parts of my 2018 was playing the world ends with you.

fartgallery:

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

(Source: fartgallery)

luckytwodollarbill:

autoimmuneamy:

“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset

fyeahmarvel:

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)